3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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