Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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