I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
time to smoke my breakfast
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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