if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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