i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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