Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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