Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I have post one night stand depression
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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