Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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