found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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