there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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