Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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