I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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