My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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