At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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