He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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