I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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