She is in my trunk
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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