I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
