one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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