what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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