Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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