i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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