i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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