life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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