He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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