I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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