He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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