these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
