i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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