Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
zippers are such a cool invention
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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