i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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