I met the friendliest cop last night
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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