My friends, they love my intelligence
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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