people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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