If you die in college, do you die in real life?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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