I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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