Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
So much Jack, so little girl.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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