Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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