well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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