I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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