Dual....:-)
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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