I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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