i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I don't deserve a penis
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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