shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think your dad took our porno
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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