ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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