Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now