O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.