Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach