Hey man sorry I got all grabby
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shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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