How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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