My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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I will be naked everywhere
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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