There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
