if you like me you must not know who I am
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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