Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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