Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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