All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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