That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..