All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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