Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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